All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
You know those times when you see something and think, “that would be so cool!” And then you buy it and use it (maybe) once and seconds after you use it that one time it becomes clutter in your house? Yeah. So, that is what this week’s unitasker selection is destined to be in 99.99 percent of purchaser’s homes (police and emergency responders being the .01 percent exception). Introducing, the Lesypet Dog Pet Fetch Mounting Selfie Harness Chest Strap Belt Mount Tripod for GoPro Hero 1/2/3/3+/4 SJ4000:
Is “Lesypet Dog Pet Fetch Mounting Selfie Harness Chest Strap Belt Mount Tripod for GoPro Hero 1/2/3/3+/4 SJ4000″ really this device’s name? If it is, I may have to declare it the most cluttered product name ever. Seventeen words! It’s not catchy at all. Can you imagine bringing that up in a conversation? I’d have to look it up on my phone.
Okay, forget the name, how many movies do you actually need of “the world from your dog’s perspective – from running and jumping, to sniffing, digging and more”? (The quoted text is from the product description and that entire description is shorter than the product’s name, FYI. Clearly, I can’t forget the ridiculous name. I thought I could. I can’t. SEVENTEEN WORDS.)
And, let’s say you do need a camera strapped to the back of your dog, can’t you just duct tape a GoPro to your dog’s regular leash harness and save yourself $35?
By the way, the product description also suggests strapping it to your baby. So. Um. There’s that.