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Mmmmmm, pizza. It’s a sphere of joy containing vegetables, dairy, grains, and protein. And now, it’s an anytime-anywhere food, thanks to the Portable Pizza Pouch:
Worn around your neck like a backstage pass to your favorite concert, the Portable Pizza Pouch allows you to take your favorite slice with you — To work! Around the house! Your grandson’s birth! Even your daughter’s doctoral hooding ceremony!
Where can’t you wear a slice of pizza?
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