All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
My friend Maeve messaged me the other day to let me know that she’d found a unitasker in the wild. (Wild = Marshall’s) Like a space explorer searching for intelligent life, she “discovered” the incredible unitasker Butter Buttons:
Instead of using a knife to directly put butter on your corn, now you can use a knife to cut butter off its stick and then put the butter onto a Butter Button and THEN butter your corn! It’s so much fun to add extra and unnecessary steps to your eating experience.
But wait, there’s MORE! Button Buttons give you MORE to clean! MORE to buy! And MORE to store in your kitchen drawers! These little bits of plastic take up your time, space, and money!!
Personally, my favorite thing about them is that they come in a four pack so that you get FOUR unitaskers at once. Super fancy.
Again, thanks go to my friend Maeve for finding this unitasker and sharing it with us.