Unitasker Wednesday: Boot Sandals

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

The classic American TV commercial celebrated the accidental combination of chocolate and peanut butter. The result was “two great things that taste great together.”

That’s not what happens when you combine boots and sandals.

Redneck Boot Sandals combine cowboy boots and sandals into a single article of footwear. On their own, sandals are great. Cowboy boots are very nice as well. Together, however, we have a problem.

Let me note that I am not a fashion guru. I throw on some jeans, a T-shirt, and a baseball cap and call it a day. It’s even worse where footwear is concerned. I’ve got sneakers, a pair of shoes for work, and winter boots. So take my fashion advice with a grain of salt.

While boot sandals are cute as a novelty, I won’t be buying a pair. How about you?

4 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: Boot Sandals”

  1. posted by Pwassonne on

    From the title, I pictured Naruto sandals, which would have been absolutely great for cosplayers. But this… just no xD

  2. posted by AinOakPark on

    They’d be fine if you wore them with white athletic socks. Even you should be able to see that they would be perfect for that. ; )

  3. posted by Teq on

    They remind me of Gladiator sandals, both not my thang.


  4. posted by Nancy on

    Bandals? Soots?

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