Unitasker Wednesday: Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Perhaps it’s from parenting young children, but when I go into the bathroom, I appreciate the peace and quiet – and the privacy. Now, lo and behold, with the Talking Toilet Paper Spindle, the toilet paper will talk to me. I can’t think of another thing that would be so disturbing as someone leaving me a message via the toilet roll.

This talking toilet paper spindle allows you to record a 9-second message that will play when the user pulls the toilet paper. Then the user can record a rebuttal right after. As if texting in the bathroom wasn’t bad enough, now you can have a verbal conversation via the toilet paper.

I could expect something like this if I was visiting a fraternity or a joke shop but I couldn’t imagine having this in my home.

2 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: Talking Toilet Paper Spindle”

  1. posted by Jim on

    This is a bit of a stretch for a unitasker. Is there even a single task this accomplishes?

  2. posted by infmom on

    Get a large friend with a deep and commanding voice to record the message KEEP WIPING! 🙂

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