Unitasker Wednesday: Banana Surprise

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Two years ago we introduced the DestapaBanana from Argentina, a unitasker that cored bananas and filled them with a sweet filling. Now we have a competitor on the scene – the Banana Surprise.

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The Banana Surprise will change the way bananas are eaten! Use the special tools in the Banana YumStation to fill your banana with chocolate, strawberry sauce, fruit purees or cream. Instantly fill bananas in four easy steps!

I’m not sure how “instant” four easy steps are but I am sure that, just like the DestapaBanana, this device will turn wholesome fruit into junk food and fill your kitchen cupboards with clutter.

Rhik Samadder, a kitchen gadget reviewer for the Guardian, describes the Banana Surprise as “traumatizing” and gives it a zero out of five rating. At Unclutterer, we agree!

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