All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
What is it about watermelons that elicits manufacturers to create an endless stream of unitaskers? [E.g. previous Unitasker Wednesday features like the watermelon serving bowl, watermelon cooler (which is by far the most ridiculous), watermelon knife, and the watermelon slicer.] Whatever it is, we can add the Watermelon Corer to the list of unnecessary items:
(Should I even mention that this device is called a “corer,” yet watermelons don’t have a core? No? Okay, moving on …)
Surprisingly, my most favorite thing about the Watermelon Corer is how Amazon is trying to trick buyers into thinking it’s not a unitasker:
A pizza cutter? I don’t think so, Amazon.
Finally, if you want to easily slice up a watermelon, use a chef’s knife and do it the easy, non-cluttery way:
And a big thanks to reader Lauren for bringing this awesome unitasker to our attention!