Are you eager to be arrested? Been considering ways to destroy the livers and kidneys of those you give gifts to? Well, if breaking the law and your loved ones’ bodies sounds like you, I have the perfect unitasker for you! This holiday season, you can give the gift of moonshine with your very own tabletop Moonshine Still:
Nothing says “happy holidays” quite the same way as blindness caused by bootlegged hooch. Sure, there are faster ways to kill off your friends and family, but none will be quite as much fun as doing it with white lightning you made at home.
The tabletop size of this distillery also makes it convenient for those of you who live in cramped studio apartments! Now THAT’S convenience. And, all for the low, low price of $250!
Sadly, the hot plate in the image above is not included with this still, so you’ll have to order that separately for an extra $60. But, once the still and hot plate are delivered, you’ll be in business breaking the law and making booze.