All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
This week’s unitasker is straight-up confusing. I genuinely have no idea why someone would have a use for the Butter Mill:
Is milled butter a desirable thing? What does milled butter do that other butter doesn’t do? I don’t get it since you have to dirty a knife to cut the butter off the mill. Couldn’t you just scrape a knife along the top of a stick of butter and do pretty much the same thing as using a mill? Or run a stick of butter across a cheese grater? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
It also seems to be a very messy process to push butter through a mill. The minute the butter reaches room temperature, this has to be a squishy disaster.
Honestly, a butter mill makes butter cutters seem less like the unitaskers they are.
Thanks to reader Laura for introducing us to this mess of a unitasker!