All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
It’s nearly summer here in the northern hemisphere and that means three things are in the future: warmth, sun, and grilling. And one of the better ways to enjoy all three of these things is to sit outside and enjoy a tasty grilled snack, like grilled corn. If you don’t like eating it straight from the cob, then I have a unitasker for you that will slow down that process and make it more difficult than necessary. The Corn Cob Peeler
Once again we meet a unitasker that does the exact same thing a knife does. (We still haven’t decided what to call these: Knife-taskers? Cutter-clutter?) Okay, so this one isn’t as big as the Corn Kerneler that we featured back in 2011, but this Corn Cob Peeler is still wholly unnecessary.
My maternal-side of the family is all about Kansas corn farming. I grew up playing in thousands of acres of corn fields (except during the fall, because that is patently unsafe), mostly field corn but also some sweet. In fact, I shucked sweet corn each year straight out of a truck-bed and our family ate it all year round (three cheers for canning and freezing!). They still do, I’m just not there to partake in all things corn.
I can tell you with absolute certainty, that this unitasker is a dud. Cutting corn kernels off a cob is much faster with a knife, therefore a knife saves you time, money, and storage space over this device. Don’t know how to cut corn off the cob? Let the following YouTube video show you how:
(Advanced tip: If the corn is uncooked, you can even flick the kernels out by hand. No knife required.)