All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
This week’s selection isn’t so much a unitasker as it is simply one of those things I think you should know exists because it’s really funny. Since learning about it from reader Alison, I must admit that my life has been a little bit more entertaining. Happier. More amused. And seeing as I have the ability to share this joy with the world, I feel that I should. Everyone should know about the cat surfing bacon in space pillowcase:
When learning more on Google about this … masterpiece … I also came across a bacon scented pillowcase on the Consumerist site. I’m not sure how anyone would be able to sleep being enveloped by the scent of bacon, because all it would do is make me really hungry. I would put my head on my pillow and then have to get back up to make bacon.
Mmmmmmmm … bacon.