Unitasker Wednesday: The Beer Holster

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

There was a time when I owned a sweatshirt with an insulated pouch in it to hold a bottle of beer. I lived in a college town and tailgating before football games was a nearly weekly event. When that phase of my life ended, I got rid of the sweatshirt and simply relied on my Sküüzi. (Just kidding, though the Sküüzi still makes me laugh.)

In the same tipsy and unitaskery spirit, I present this week’s selection — the Beer Holster:

Strap the Beer Holster to your leg, and you’re ready to do whatever it is you do with a beer strapped to your leg. Which, I guess, only includes standing? You can’t really do much else or you’ll spill your beer. So, strap it on and stand! (At least with the sweatshirt and Sküüzi you can sit down … this thing is somehow even less functional than those unitaskers …)

And, if you like to drink beer from cans, you’re in luck! You can buy a camouflage fanny pack that holds SIX cans. (The camouflage fabric is obviously necessary to keep deer from stealing your brew.)

Thanks to Unclutterer Dave for finding the Beer Holster unitasker for us.

2 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: The Beer Holster”

  1. posted by Eric West | Rethinking the Dream on

    I have a brother-in-law that would probably like this one. It would be good for unopened beers so he wouldn’t have to make as many trips to the cooler. It could use some insulation though. 🙂

  2. posted by Mark Harrison on

    Actually, my wife just made two belt-mounted versions of these…

    … for my 9-year old as a costume for his part in the play “The Lemonade Kid.”

    I’m assuming that by the time he’s old enough to want to carry beer, the belt will no longer fit 🙂

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