All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Just the other day, I was sitting around thinking about how s’mores are way too much fun for their own good. They involve sticks and gooey marshmallows and an open flame and it is all more happiness than I can handle. When I want to make s’mores, I want a totally dull and boring experience. Therefore, you can imagine my contained excitement when fellow Unclutterer Dave Caolo emailed me about the Charcoal Companion SS Smores Roasting Rack CC3112:
This thing is such a fun-killer that even its name is boring. Jackpot!
Sadly, this clinical s’mores maker is just one in a long line of fun-killing s’mores makers. We shall not forget the Old Fashioned S’mores Maker, the S’mores Maker, the Microwavable S’mores Maker, the S’more To Love STL-600, or the Reel Roaster (though, this last one does look to be mildly entertaining), all of which we have featured in the past in our Unitasker Wednesday column. Ruining s’mores is quite the trend these days. Poor, s’mores.
Finally, I couldn’t stop laughing about the product description on Amazon, which lists the Charcoal Companion’s sales ranking in its category:
Pet Supplies? I … I … I … I don’t want to know how this is in any way related to a pet …