Unitasker Wednesday: The Perfect Sushi Roll

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

This week’s Unitasker is my new, most favorite selection of all time. You may be confused, as it looks as if I have chosen a useful tape dispenser for the item:

Lo, but it is not a tape dispenser! It is The Perfect Sushi Roll. And it has the most amazing commercial to show you how it works:

As you have witnessed, the Perfect Sushi Roller is simple to use. It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3! Well, and 4 and 5. Oh, and 6. Don’t forget step 6 …

Thank you to reader Tamera for finding this fabulous unitasker for us. Now, please excuse me as I must take my leave to dance around the room for no reason at all.

8 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: The Perfect Sushi Roll”

  1. posted by Scott on

    I liked the comment on the Amazon link that said the other unitasker sushi maker was better…

    Personally, these are just nuts. I use a bamboo mat. I’m able to use a full sheet of nori, no waste. I can make thinner roles for my 4 year old. I can make inside out rolls.

    All for a couple of bucks that will last probably my entire life….

  2. posted by Katie on

    Wow — I urge anyone thinking of skipping that commercial to WATCH IT! Freaking hysterical. What a ridiculous product!

  3. posted by Cindy on

    Oh, Katie, thanks for the advice! That commercial IS hysterical. I especially like when, as at :50, the whole room just erupts in festivity because of the perfect rolls they’re creating…! You have to wonder what the actors were thinking while they were filming it. [humming] “Yeah, that’s a Perfect Roll, Perfect Roll…”

  4. posted by marie hardy on

    All of this AND decorator colors to boot!

  5. posted by Greg Moore on

    That commercial nearly caused me to have a seizure. Whoa.

  6. posted by loripax on

    That’s just . . . um . . . something.

  7. posted by jodi on

    You’ve gotta be dancing to that commercial! What a hoot!

  8. posted by Sarah on

    And I thought nothing could beat the Rollie…

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