All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Back in 2010, when I wrote about the Doughnut To-Go, I was convinced it was the most ridiculous food-protection device ever produced and that nothing could ever top it. I’m now admitting I was wrong. There is something even more ridiculous. Behold, the Ben and Jerry’s Euphori-Lock:
This alpha-numeric lock wraps around the lid of your Ben and Jerry’s pint of ice cream. It does not work on other brands of ice cream, unless they happen to be identical in shape to the Ben and Jerry’s container. Also, IT’S A LOCK FOR YOUR ICE CREAM! It’s a dessert made of milk and sugar, it is NOT nuclear missile codes or uncut diamonds!
I’m starting to believe that I live in a completely different world than product inventors. In their reality, gnomes are probably living creatures and plastic must grow on trees.
Thanks to reader Hennings for sharing this unitasker with us.