All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Toothpicks are great little tools. You can soak them in water and then use them to hold bacon on filet mignon during grilling. You can use toothpicks to get poppy seeds out from between your teeth. You can stick them in cheese cubes, little sausages, olives, and other finger foods on appetizer trays during parties. You can poke one into a cake to determine if the cake is done baking. You can use a few toothpicks to create a small shim for an uneven table leg or to level a picture on the wall. Heck, you can do even more things with them, but you already know that. They’re also made from wood — a renewable and recyclable resource.
Although totally adorable, I don’t see as many uses for the colorful plastic FingerPickin Cocktail Picks as for the toothpick:
Except for spearing food to eat, the only other use I can conceive for the FingerPickin Cocktail Picks is accidentally poking out one’s eye with one. Obviously, this would have happened late in the evening, after much alcohol had been consumed, and only after a series of miniature sword fights failed to provide long-lasting entertainment.
Thanks to reader Em for introducing us to this cute little unitasker.