All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Instructions for making a s’more: Find long stick. Put large marshmallow on end of stick. Roast impaled marshmallow over campfire. Remove marshmallow from heat and stick, and sandwich marshmallow between two graham crackers and a few pieces of bar chocolate. Eat s’more. Repeat.
This is NOT how you make a s’more:
The S’More To Love STL-600 is all wrong. First and foremost, there is no stick! Second, s’more making should not involve “roasting” graham crackers. Third, squirting chocolate sauce out of a syringe (the product is shipped with a S’More To Love Syringe) and over the top of a marshmallow is not how it is done. Fourth, this giant device and the syringe have to be washed and sticks do not have to be washed. Fifth, this device costs $18 and sticks are FREE. Sixth, you should not have to wear oven mitts when making s’mores. Seventh, I can’t stop thinking about the s’more cages being tiny prison cells incarcerating all the fun that usually is involved with making s’mores.
Thank you to reader Chaya for introducing us to this device.