All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
I have to start by saying that this probably isn’t a unitasker. It’s a cell phone stand, and if you use a cell phone stand then it might actually have some utility for you.
I felt compelled to choose it for our feature, though, because the script for the infomercial made me laugh hysterically. The people in it are completely LOST without the Happy Sack. Honestly, I am bewildered as to how their characters can even operate a cell phone:
“Every time your cell phone rings, you’ve got to find it, and then pick it up!”
My love affair with infomercials continues, thanks to the reader who sent us this gem. If you’re looking for more infomercial fun, check out one of my favorite unitasker selections from 2009, the EZ Cracker.