All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
There are times when I learn about a unitasker and my first thoughts are: “This has to be a joke. A reader is trying to punk me with a fake product on a fake website. This cannot really exist.”
This week’s unitasker falls squarely into that category. It wasn’t until more than 20 readers e-mailed me about the Doughnut To-Go storage device that my disbelief started to wane:
I don’t know if I love the Doughnut To-Go because it has a center hole where “you can stick a lollipop” (in case there wasn’t enough sugar in the doughnut), that you would need 12 of them to protect a full dozen, or the fact that it has a separate hole for A PADLOCK! A PADLOCK ON YOUR DOUGHNUT!
Let’s agree, this may be the best unitasker in the entire universe.
And, there is no need to point out in the comments that it’s a multi-tasking device because you could also store a bagel in it. I believe that since it won’t store all kinds of doughnuts — I dare you to try putting a Boston Cream Filled in this bad boy — the bagel simply is an understudy for the doughnut holes and filled doughnuts of the world.
In case you need more information about the Doughnut To-Go that you can’t garner from the above infographic, you must check out the You Tube Video showing why you need this unitasker. The quality of acting in the video matches the unitasker perfectly.
Thanks to all 22 readers who forwarded this to us.