All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
I love infomercials because of how they portray people as being completely helpless without the specific product being advertised. How did we ever survive without this doodad or trinket?! The travesty! The HORROR!! (My all-time favorite example of this is the EZ Cracker.) Reader Ida has found a new infomercial gem for us in the Easy Feet. Because, you know, most people have no idea whatsoever as to how to wash their feet:
Sure, this product might be nice for someone with arthritis or a mobility limitation, but for the majority of readers who are abled-body it looks like a GIANT mildew and dead skin trap. Wait! A new opportunity abounds for a manufacturer to produce an Easy Feet mildew and dead skin removal unitasker. Get busy, unclutterers — there are millions to be made!
(Confession: After watching this video 10 times, I now really want one of these unitaskers. I will refrain, but CURSES you, woman with the British accent! You are so convincing!!)