I’m a big fan of furniture that multitasks. That’s why I’ve been (unsuccessfully) lobbying my wife to let me order this beautiful custom-made solid-wood entertainment center that will become my coffin once I no longer need an earthly place to kick back and watch Six Feet Under on DVD.
If my casket is going to cost a fortune, I might as well enjoy it while I’m still alive, right?
Note from Erin: No. No. No.