All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
How does one dry a bra? Do you hang it up on a line, toss it into a clothes dryer, or do you lay it flat on a towel? Whichever way you dry your bra, it is second (or third, or fourth) best to the Bra Dryer.
Unfortunately, this incredibly helpful product is still in the development stage:
Bra Dryer is a simple device which is based on the presumption that the best way to dry bras without ruining their fabric, wiring and padding is to dry them on a shape which resembles female breasts. That’s why Bra Dryer is shaped like a female torso.
A very gentle infrared (IR) heat source helps evaporate moisture from the bra fabric while silent fans inside the appliance help remove this moisture.
In short, Bra Dryer will do this:
- Dry bras faster
- Preserve bra shape
- Free your time
… instead of doing this:
- Damaging bras (as in conventional dryers)
- Taking too long to dry (when you air dry it)
- Taking your time (when your dry it with a blow dryer)
One size doesn’t fit all…
That’s why Bra Dryer will come in different breast and chest size variations which you will be able to mix and match. Breast pieces made of silicon rubber are detachable and will come for bra sizes from B to DD. The torso part will come for size couples e.g. 30-32, 34-36 and so on.
…and no, Bra Dryer is not going to come with an integrated iPod dock or randomly flashing lights.
The 21st century solution to the age old problem of soggy bras is almost here. They are still looking for investors, so feel welcome to send them money. The more you send, the faster this product will hit the Sky Mall catalog. I will say that I was disappointed to read that it won’t come with an integrated iPod dock. Sigh.