If there is one thing you need for your office in 2009 it has to be the Electric Paper Plane Launcher. Seriously, how have you survived office boredom this long without such a useful product?!
From the Launcher’s product description:
With simple assembly, you can discover how spinning motors and plastic discs can be used to launch a plane at over 30 mph!
30 mph!?! You could definitely put an eye out with these flying paper projectiles. Now if only someone could come up with an automatic paper airplane maker, our lives would be complete.