All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Add this USB guard dog to the ever expanding list of useful desktop gadgets. If you are worried about the safety of the contents of your desk, you may want to protect them with Rex. With Rex you will have peace of mind that no one will mess with any of your belongings while you are away.
The guard dog uses a motion sensor to activate. Once engaged, the guard dog barks and terrifies any intruder. I have no doubt that this USB beast will keep your co-workers at bay. From the product description:
The Desktop USB Guard Dog is here to protect your desk from any unwanted guests. Just plug him in (or insert batteries) and Rex will let out a menacing growl each time someone comes too close.
Guard your desk and leave Rex in charge, he will alert everyone to those unwanted intruders.
Thanks to reader Jeanne for bringing this unitasker to our attention.