Unitasker Wednesday: Cereal dispenser

Because picking up a box of cereal and turning it 90 degrees is too much to ask from today’s busy professionals, there’s the “Breakfix Cereal Dispenser.” It takes up 16″ x 8″ x 5.5″ of counter space, but it’s worth it to get “controlled portions … to keep pounds off.”

You have got to click over to the SkyMall catalog to see the incredibly insincere video ad that plays. “I really want cereal, but I only have one hand!” Only $79.99!

3 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: Cereal dispenser”

  1. posted by Martin on

    I like capitalism as much as the next person, but at times like these I do wonder if the anarcho-enviro-types might have a point…

  2. posted by Adam Snider on

    I’m so disappointed. The video doesn’t seem to be working for me. The sound plays, though, and it really does sound hilariously insincere.

  3. posted by bfr on

    What? They expect me to walk to the fridge and pour milk on this? I’m looking for a similar product, but my this clearly isn’t going to work with my high speed cereal demands.

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