DJK, off topic for sure but I received more very similar Karma- delayed.
During grade school, there was this girl in my class that was quite mean named Betty. On the way to the church for graduation, in our maroon caps and gowns, a bird pooped right on Betty's head. Well, I roared!
Two decades later, I was studying down in Mexico. I was sitting at table outdoors with my terrific Spanish class and suddenly plop- a bird got me on the head.
I would walk down the street and plop yet another bird would bomb me. It happened at least six times in Mexico that summer- always on my head. Everywhere I went.
"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they want to be close to you!"
I got back to Chicago, I was sitting in a Mexican restaurant outside. You guessed it. Plop!
Well, at least I got a free Margarita out of the deal. By that time, I was use to it.
But you know what? It was still worth it. Just to see mean Betty get pooped on during grade school graduation!