The old computer story makes me laugh. :) I found SIX unusable old towers, in various stages of being ripped apart, upstairs in my mother-in-law-to-be's house yesterday while helping her declutter. They belong to my fiance.
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"Babe, are these yours?"
"I got them from the dump in high school." (He's been out of college two years.)
"Why?"
"To see if they had good parts inside."
"Can we get rid of them, please?" (Keep in mind, the man has three beautiful, working machines at home.)
SILENCE
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He did finally agree to dispose of them, though. :)
