Unitasker Wednesday: Mystical creature meat

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Try your best not to think too intently about if this week’s unitasker selection is truly a unitasker. If you do, you’ll realize it’s in the same realm as the stuffed animals in your child’s room, and the utility of those items is either very high or very low based on an exact moment in time. But, these are funny and don’t hold much purpose beyond keeping us all entertained through this post.

Introducing Canned Unicorn Meat:

Canned Unicorn Meat

and Canned Dragon Meat:

Canned Dragon Meat

You dislodge the bottom of the container to discover a disarticulated stuffed animal inside:

Stuffed Unicorn Carcass

“Magic in every bite!” Heh.

And, speaking of unicorns, this inflatable unicorn horn for your cat is sure to upset your cat for days to come. (The look on the cat’s face in the image at the destination of that link says it all.)

3 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: Mystical creature meat”

  1. posted by Jane on

    The reviews for the unicorn horn for your cat are a riot! I could not actually find a ‘serious’ one. I can only guess the retribution I would face if I tried to put that on any cat I know. Thanks for linking to that, funniest thing I have read all week.

  2. posted by Fairfax Avenue on

    Isn’t this the UNclutterer? Help! I have cluttered my brain with a mega-dose of over-the-top Amazon reviews (and I can’t stop laughing). Thanks!

  3. posted by Otherwyrld on

    I couldn’t stop laughing when I clicked on the link for the inflatable unicorn horn for your cat, and the first review was by George Takei! Oh my!

    My cats are giving me very funny looks now.

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