Unitasker Wednesday: The CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad with Roll Holder

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

First things first, this week’s unitasker selection is obviously a multi-tasker. (It holds your toilet paper AND your iPad!) And, if there were some sort of strict rules to how we select unitaskers, it likely wouldn’t qualify. But, since our only criteria for picking unitaskers is: “Does it make us laugh?” It, technically, qualifies … because we cannot stop laughing at the CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad with Roll Holder:

It appears we have devolved so greatly as a society that we cannot use the toilet without also using a mobile device. Ew, ew, ew! Just ew! But, also, hahahaha!

Thank you, reader Adele, for sharing this with us and giving us all a good laugh.

15 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: The CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad with Roll Holder”

  1. posted by falnfenix on

    BAHAHAHAHAH.

    that said…we have a bathroom laptop. both of us have GI issues that cause us to be stuck in there, often for hours every day. one can only read so many magazines and books (and really, that’s equally gross if you think about it).

  2. posted by Jacki Hollywood Brown on

    If it held a roll of paper towels and stood on my counter top I would find it useful as I could read my recipes on my iPad. (maybe!)

  3. posted by lafou on

    This can’t be for real!

  4. posted by Patty@homemakersdaily.com on

    Wow! That is hysterical!!!

  5. posted by CM on

    Want! That way I won’t have to pause my Facetime session to wipe.

  6. posted by S on

    And here I was thinking it was for..er..porn.

  7. posted by anonymous on

    Back in October 1999, The Onion [ link, not safe for work ] reported that the new e-toilet would

    include real-time urine-streaming, the capacity to add Plug-Ins, and six months free membership in the popular on-line lavatory community eBidet. In addition, it has full multitasking capability, enabling cybers******s to read on-line versions of magazines and newspapers while on the e-toilet.

    At the dawn of the computer age, we were promised the “paperless” office. What about the paperless bathroom?

  8. posted by Cindi on

    Euuuuwwwww!

  9. posted by Katha on

    Can this be for real?

    On March 1, a follow-on product will be released: The iPad-holder for your toddler’s potty (“iPotty”):
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi.....tterer-20/

    I am floored.

  10. posted by purpleBee on

    Is this for the toilet or is it an artistic statement about iPads? Tee hee

  11. posted by Anna on

    It doesn’t have this feature, which the iPotty does have:

    “Clear touchscreen protector guards against smudges and messy hands”

    Were they trying to save money, or did the designer just lack imagination?

  12. posted by Brian on

    They already came up with iPotty, it’s real…
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi.....tterer-20/

  13. posted by Adrienne on

    My husband’s comment: “iPoop”

  14. posted by Adele Massena on

    I just saw this product on Anderson Live today, and apparently it is sold out! In order to get one on the set, he had to borrow it. Amazing.

    By the way, I am NOT the Adele who sent in this idea. Apparently there is someone else with a beautiful name out there. ;)

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