All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Yippee! The election is over and your candidate won/lost. That must feel great/awful. Now is the time to celebrate/mourn with a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog from the Ham Dogger:
Are you wondering why a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog is essential to helping you celebrate/mourn? OBVIOUSLY it’s because nothing says victory/defeat quite like a piece of meat in a confusing shape! Sure, you could form a hamburger patty into a hot dog shape with your hands and without any assistance from a plastic device, but where is the fun/grief in that?! There is no fun/grief in that at all. None.
Thanks to reader Savanna for sharing this device that unanimously gets our vote for unitasker.