All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
This is a first: Today’s unitasker is so outrageously mind-boggling I don’t even know what it does. As a result, I’m at a complete loss for what to write about it. Instead of providing witty banter, I’ll simply show you The Vacu Vin Egg Pillow:
Are they bean bags? Air-filled cushions? Is the egg sleeping, is that why it needs a pillow? Do eggs sleep? Do eggs have to “rest” after you cook them? Do you cook with these pillows? Do you put raw eggs or hard boiled eggs on them? Are they heat resistant? Do you use them in your refrigerator? Do you need a dozen? Why would someone need these? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Thanks to all the wonderful readers who sent in this item for us to consider.