All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
This week’s unitasker is the Pizza Saver plastic bag:
As far as I can tell, this may be the perfect unitasker.
It has a picture of a slice of pizza on the front of it, so you likely wouldn’t use it for other triangle-shaped food objects. You can’t reheat your slice of pizza in it in the oven the way you can aluminum foil or a glass food storage container. You can’t see your slice of pizza underneath the illustration the way you can with a clear zip-top bag or piece of plastic wrap or reusable food storage container. Since it is made of a thin plastic, you likely can’t reuse it more than a couple times before it tears and you have to throw it away. It offers no advantage over other food storage options for someone with disabilities. If you don’t make pizza at home and you want to use it for pizza from a restaurant, you would have to have the foresight to carry it with you. And, at $5 for 12 bags, I can’t imagine these being cost effective for a pizzeria to use as doggie bags for guests — especially since it says “Mama Fresco’s” on every bag and not the branding of the pizzeria.
Behold, superior unitasker greatness!
Thanks to reader Mrs. Thor for this unitasker submission.