Unitasker Wednesday: Hide your St. Patrick’s Day hangover

by Erin Doland on Mar 17, 2010

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

If you’re planning on heading into work tomorrow with a wicked hangover, let me recommend these options for hiding your identity and keeping a low profile from your boss and coworkers:

These sunglasses will make people think you’re Sir Elton John and keep out the dreaded light that burns your skull –

While these sunglasses will also “shutter” out the burn –

This pair combines the light-blocking powers of the first two pairs into one MEGA pair of sunglasses –

And this pair appears to block out light completely, which has the added bonus of allowing you to nap on the job unnoticed –

Now, this pair provides much needed forehead protection –

And this final pair is appropriate any time you have a hangover, not just on March 18 –

Of course, if things are really rough, you can always send a decoy into your office to take your place for the day, and no one will even notice it’s not you:

7 comments posted

  1. Posted by Laura @ PARING DOWN - 03/17/2010

    Hahaha! Thank goodness I am on spring break this year! No glasses (or leprechaun costume) required.

    Happy SP Day to you, Erin!

  2. Posted by momofthree - 03/17/2010

    i have one pair of socks and three lapel pins for SPD. Are they considered clutter since I wear them only one day a year? I say no, they all take up very little space in the sock drawer/jewelry box. And besides, being the greater Chicago area, everyone is Irish today…erin go braugh!!!

  3. Posted by Mary - 03/17/2010

    Oops! My nine year old daughter wore those top shamrock shaped sunglasses to school today! I think we got them as gift. I have to say she looked pretty cool in them!

  4. Posted by Melissa (oddharmonic) - 03/18/2010

    We have a pair of the sparkly shamrock sunglasses. They don’t block out much light at all, but they look cute pushed up in girls’ hair. (I bought them on post-holiday clearance a few years ago and they live in the non-Christmas seasonal decorations box. We keep it — a cardboard banker’s box — from growing with the one in, one out rule.)

  5. Posted by Karyn - 03/18/2010

    Heh. Cute take on the Unitasker Wednesday theme. ;-) I’m sure Sir Elton would be proud.

  6. Posted by Brenda - 03/18/2010

    I bought the top pair of glasses two years ago for my then 5 year old daughter. She wears them every year and loves them.

  7. Posted by Jennifer Lachman - 03/20/2010

    I bet those would come in handy if you were entering a most unusual tan line contest.

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