All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Since we started the Unitasker feature, the egg has been responsible for many of the products featured. Who knew preparing an egg was so tricky? I’m not very useful in the kitchen, but I can manage to prepare a few things and one of those things is a hard boiled egg. I even manage to get it prepared without cracking it! Apparently, cracking hard boiled eggs is a problem for some folks so someone decided to invent the Piercey Egg Piercer.
The Piercey Egg Piercer promises to keep your hard boiled egg crack-free by piercing a pin sized hole in the large end of the egg with deadly precision. Yeah, you could probably try to pierce the egg yourself, but you wouldn’t be able to enjoy the friendly face that Piercey has. Piercey will make your hard boiled egg preparation easy and friendly. (Woah, there is even a competing product to Piercey!)
Thanks to reader Wesa for bringing this unitasker to our attention.