Comments on: Unitasker Wednesday: UroClub

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:43:57 +0000

Truly awful! Going one step further, I know doctors (both genders) who catheterise themselves to avoid loo breaks at stadium matches…even less clutter than this object, as afterwards they just dispose of the, er, equipment.

By: Peter (a different one)

Peter (a different one) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:58:13 +0000

Um, just make sure you grab the right club. (no pun intended)

By: Peter

Peter — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:25:50 +0000

This might be the only golf club I definitely know how to use!

http://yinvsyang.com/

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:06:53 +0000

You have got to be kidding me…

My estimation of humanity just dropped 10 points.

By: Anne

Anne — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:24:07 +0000

tee hee
now i want to go to the golf course and look for little green towels!
ha ha
oh my what a funny one!

By: Missi

Missi — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:20:32 +0000

This is the best ever, but magic cone made me laugh out loud.

By: Katy

Katy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:47:15 +0000

sweet.

By: Angela Esnouf

Angela Esnouf — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:37:58 +0000

This one is just plain disturbing!

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:47:54 +0000

No need for a UroClub if you've got the Stadium Pal, made famous by essayist David Sedaris. Here's a video of Sedaris reading his piece about the device on Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdymtyXt8Y Mike

By: Michael@ Awareness * Connection

Michael@ Awareness * Connection — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:39:48 +0000

@steve:
…. actually, I take that back. It’s meant to double as a portable chair. While the other guy takes his putt maybe.

That was great.

By: Michael@ Awareness * Connection

Michael@ Awareness * Connection — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:35:58 +0000

Boy Freud would have loved magic cone for the support it provides for one of his more dubious theories. Very nice animation.

@steve:
I had to actually put a sh** box in my shopping cart and click purchase just to confirm that the site is not a hoax. I wonder if you go through with the last step if it tells you “Surprise sh** box isn’t a real product.” I’m not willing to test it out to find out. Anyone willing to gamble $30 on owning your very own sh** box?

By: Banzai

Banzai — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:25:15 +0000

The desire to make “wood” jokes is almost overwhelming…

By: infmom

infmom — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:24:31 +0000

Several of the travel catalogs sell little cone shaped gizmos that allegedly allow women to pee standing up. I guess that would be a better idea than what a lot of women seem to do–hover over the bowl and hope they hit the target.

By: Samir

Samir — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:03:24 +0000

Actually, can it be doubled as an actual club? Not really a unitasker then . Perhaps the liquid provide some extra swinging force to help with your swing? Let’s just hope if you do use it as a club afterwards, that it’s really really well sealed on the bottom!

By: Michele

Michele — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:03:04 +0000

This is just wrong!

By: Karyn

Karyn — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:51:44 +0000

As to why it’s not open ended, I would imagine that golf courses would not take kindly to pee spots on their carefully tended greens….if dog pee makes the grass turn a funny color, well…

I am never telling my golf-happy father in law about this product, for fear that he might think it’s a nifty idea. I will simply live in the happy belief that he would never, ever use one of these things.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:21:10 +0000

I am laughing so hard after seeing the “brown Corporation” and the magic-cone, that I am about to wet my pants.

By: Geralin Thomas

Geralin Thomas — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:16:02 +0000

Just to be fair to women, here is a product you need to see to believe.

http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:39:26 +0000

ew Ew EW!

By: Gabriel

Gabriel — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:19:39 +0000

What I don’t get is why it’s not open on the bottom. Why hang on to your pee? Open both ends and just pee into the grass. It’s like a reverse drinking straw!