Unitasker Wednesday: The condiment gun

Condiment GunIn the wrong hands firearms can have dire effects on the people around them, but in the right hands they can dispense delicious condiments on your hamburger or hot dog! Yes, that’s right, you can now dispense condiments out of a barrel of a gun.

You may be interested in this if you enjoy your eggs in the shape of a .45, but you may just enjoy feeling the power of a gun as you drench your fries with ketchup. Finally, condiments are fun again!

Think of the boring chore it is to add a line of mustard to your hot dog. You may want to invest in two condiment guns so you can dispense your mustard and ketchup more freely without having to change cartridges. You can then pretend you are in the wild west as you hold your six shooters on either side of your apron. Your fun will never stop!

**Unitasker Wednesday posts humorously poke fun at the single-use items that manage to find their way into our homes.

28 Comments for “Unitasker Wednesday: The condiment gun”

  1. posted by Tanna on

    This is one of those kids love, parents hate type of kitchen items. Like odd shaped cups with crazy straws.

  2. posted by John of Indiana on

    I remember a time when you couldn’t find toy guns anywhere. Now they’re everywhere. Probably a plot to raise our kids up comfy with the idea of traveling to far away places, meeting unique people, and killing them.
    Yeah, too far a stretch, but firearms are meant for a specific purpose that has nothing to do with hot dogs. Except maybe that BOTH are deadly…

  3. posted by Emma on

    Eek, can you imagine cleaning it! This is so totally useless. Though I’m sure kids would love it, and that’s what the world needs – something to make kids eat more hotdogs.

  4. posted by Ryan with a capital "R" on

    “Hey! You’ve got a gun in your fridge!”

    “Oh, don’t worry about it, it’s just my mustard.”

    I can see an entire South Park episode revolving around an unfortunate mix up.

  5. posted by Martin on

    Bwa, hahahaha! I’m choosing to find this more funny than a disturbing statement of the culture at large.

  6. posted by skywind on

    I actually went to the website to see how much it was, but it’s not available in the US. :-(

  7. posted by Jim on

    Wow… some people just don’t have a sense of humor! Relax. Condiment guns don’t kill people. Dictators kill people.

  8. posted by martha in mobile on

    I would feel so much better if this had been posted yesterday…

  9. posted by Dawn on

    That’s not a unitasker… it can totally do 2 things…squirt ketchup AND mustard! ;)

  10. posted by Kayla on

    My little brother will love something like this when he’s older. I think I saw this on a cartoon once…

  11. posted by R. Miller on

    I think I am going to go buy another deadly gun today. In John of Indiana’s honor.

    Some people just need to chill!

  12. posted by aaa on

    This one more unnecessary item to have around your house- I thought the point of this website was to UNCLUTTER? You’d still need the regular ketchup & Mustard in the fridge to refill. And cleaning this thing out often would be a pain. Before you know it, it’d be in a closet or garage. Definitely not teaching the consumer values this website should promote. The whole problem clutterers have is bringing impulse-buy crap like this in the house they really don’t need.

  13. posted by Coloquialist on

    @aaa
    The point of the “unitasker” posts is to humorously portray an item that does only one thing, and sometimees doesn’t even do it well. To quote:

    “**Unitasker Wednesday posts humorously poke fun at the single-use items that manage to find their way into our homes.”

    Basically I think of it as reminding us why we do the things we do by showing us what others do so we can shudder at it.

  14. posted by Mom of 4 on

    LOLOLOL! The first thing that came to mind when I saw this was a mental picture of a couple of these at my sons’ Cub Scout meeting. ’bout spit coffee at my laptop, I did!

  15. posted by Paula Hewitt on

    I had to check the date – i thought it was April 1 again. surely no-one buys these…. I like your unitasker posts. the horrified comments from the people who miss the point more than the post themselves sometimes…….

  16. posted by Melissa on

    ‘H’ for Homer! (Look it up, friends)

  17. posted by Sue on

    FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. posted by Nancy on

    @aaa You totally missed the whole point of the post. It’s POKING FUN at a useless item and in no way condoning its purchase.

  19. posted by Anne on

    I must admit, I enjoy unitasker wednesday, but I LOVE the comments the most…I am reminded daily that people are all sooooooooooooo different….

  20. posted by Wendi Kelly on

    Oh NO!!!
    If my 14 year old son ever finds out about this, it’s all over!!!! there will be ketchup and mustard wars all over the neighborhood. Paintball will be a thing of the past!

    Please hide the gun! shhhh…….:)

  21. posted by Kristen on

    Good heavens…now I’ve seen it all! lol

  22. posted by Schizohedron on

    Do they have one for ranch dressing? Nothing goes with a tray of French fries like a .44 loaded with ranch dressing.

  23. posted by Adam on

    Fill it with chocolate sauce and get a marshmallow shooter, then you are in business.

  24. posted by Chip and Andy on

    I’m with Sue….. Food Fight!!!!!!

    Although Adam may be on to something with the chocolate sauce… (you pervert, they should write laws for people like you ;) )

    I wonder if I could fill this with something to use at the bar?

  25. posted by Ann on

    I laughed ’til I cried when I discovered Unitasker Wednesday! Love it.

  26. posted by John on

    You know… I know this is Unitasker Wednesday, but frankly I had never seen this before and now I kind of want one. lol

  27. posted by agl on

    Maybe people with huge houses and lots and lots of space (not in NYC, for example) would find this appealing. I guess. But it seems like exactly the sort of thing this site would mock as useless clutter.

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