You may be a hopeless clutterer

If you own one of these items and justify their existence in your home, then you may be beyond help.

The Reveo MariVac Food Tumbler Marinader: For as little as $200 you to can have a contraption that does the same thing as a ziplock bag and your arms.

Kernel Kutter: So you want to get that corn off the cob and you forgot how to use a knife? Well, the Kernel Kutter will get those kernels off the cob right quick.

The Pop Art Toaster: When is the last time you told your significant other you loved them using toast? Never? Well, now is your chance to toast up some lovely greetings.

Arm Wrestling Simulator: And last, but definitely not least is the Arm Wrestling Simulator. If you have $6000 to drop on this thing, then you may be the king or queen of clutter. Who in their right mind would own this other than a twenty-something millionaire basketball star? Ok, possibly Sylvester Stallone while training for a sequel to Over the Top.

Posted by Matt on Jun 4, 2007 | Comments | Tweet This

8 comments posted

  1. Posted by Arjun Muralidharan - 06/04/2007

    The Kernel Kutter looks more like a kinky toy to me… great list there, Matt.

  2. Posted by Ryan - 06/04/2007

    Either you’re the king/queen of clutter, or you’re very, very lonely.

    . . . And kinky, according to Arjun.

  3. Posted by Elle Kasey - 06/04/2007

    Hey! That’s the whole rundown for the latest episode of “I Want That!” on HGTV!

  4. Posted by Anonymous - 06/05/2007

    Hm… I don’t own the toaster, but it doesn’t seem like clutter necessarily… silly, but as long as it’s the only toaster you own, why not?

  5. Posted by Edward - 06/05/2007

    I will not go quietly into the night! You will pry my Reveo MariVac Food Tumbler Marinader from my cold dead BBQ sauced hands. This machine has made many cookouts legendary, including converting 2 vegans.

  6. Posted by Beth - 06/05/2007

    I agree with the last commenter. If you’re going to get something whimsical to make you smile, at least a toaster is useful, too. If I owned a toaster, I might be tempted to get one like that.

  7. Posted by Jill Warner - 06/10/2007

    I like your site! Still reading and making notes!

  8. Posted by Anita Hampl - 06/10/2007

    Save the Kernel Kutter! Many moons ago, when my brother and I both wore braces, and my poor Mom was breaking in new dentures, she would have killed for this contraption! It is very inefficient to slice the corn off a cylindrical ear with a straight knife. You leave a lot on the cob. Plus, the faster you can kut, the better the chance you have of serving hot (or warm) corn to the dentally-impaired members of the family.

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